• November 1 2011

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    I know this picture sucks, and you can’t read the license plate, but at least you can see the truck. I will fill you in about the rest… The personalized plate reads: HED4EVR Or maybe it was HED4REVR, with an additional - and unnecessary - R. I’m sorry I’m not as accurate as I should be, but I was so blown away (hey-o!) that I became more focused on following him to try and get a good picture than remembering exactly how he was expressing himself via his state issued vehicle identification plate. Oh Arizona…

    I know this picture sucks, and you can’t read the license plate, but at least you can see the truck. I will fill you in about the rest…

    The personalized plate reads: HED4EVR

    Or maybe it was HED4REVR, with an additional - and unnecessary - R.

    I’m sorry I’m not as accurate as I should be, but I was so blown away (hey-o!) that I became more focused on following him to try and get a good picture than remembering exactly how he was expressing himself via his state issued vehicle identification plate.

    Oh Arizona…

    Nov 1, 2011 @ 11:29 am

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  • March 8 2011

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    labellaluciano: In one of the most jaw dropping moments at an Awards show since Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift’s VMA Acceptance speech, actress Rosario Dawson grabbed Paul Rudd’s package on stage during the 2011 Film Independent Spirit Awards. She later told Access Hollywood that she grabbed his nuts because she’s a woman’s rights activist and she was tired of him grabbing on Eva Mendes boobs.  “I love Paul, I’ve been a huge fan of Paul since way back in the “Clueless” moments. He kept [feeling] on her breasts and I was like okay, it was funny for a second then it kept going, going and going …. I was sitting there with my fork like, if he doesn’t stop, I’m going to stab him with my fork….So I went up there and stabbed him with my fork and he didn’t stop. Alright, I’m gonna grab his package, why not? It was kind of nice. It wasn’t bad, it actually was a pretty good package. I kind of been curious  since I was a teenager watching “Clueless.” My manager came up to me and asked was it scripted, “No, I’m just a women’s [rights] activist and I was getting a little tired. I was like, I’m really sorry Paul I don’t mean to be offensive but you’re kind of being offensive so I’m going to stop you. He was grabbing her boob on stage for a half-an hour. I was kind of getting over it. Why do men always get to cop a feel? Women get to cop a feel too, it’s keeping equal opportunity.” video

    labellaluciano:

    In one of the most jaw dropping moments at an Awards show since Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift’s VMA Acceptance speech, actress Rosario Dawson grabbed Paul Rudd’s package on stage during the 2011 Film Independent Spirit Awards. She later told Access Hollywood that she grabbed his nuts because she’s a woman’s rights activist and she was tired of him grabbing on Eva Mendes boobs. 

    “I love Paul, I’ve been a huge fan of Paul since way back in the “Clueless” moments. He kept [feeling] on her breasts and I was like okay, it was funny for a second then it kept going, going and going …. I was sitting there with my fork like, if he doesn’t stop, I’m going to stab him with my fork….So I went up there and stabbed him with my fork and he didn’t stop. Alright, I’m gonna grab his package, why not?

    It was kind of nice. It wasn’t bad, it actually was a pretty good package. I kind of been curious  since I was a teenager watching “Clueless.” My manager came up to me and asked was it scripted, “No, I’m just a women’s [rights] activist and I was getting a little tired. I was like, I’m really sorry Paul I don’t mean to be offensive but you’re kind of being offensive so I’m going to stop you. He was grabbing her boob on stage for a half-an hour. I was kind of getting over it.

    Why do men always get to cop a feel? Women get to cop a feel too, it’s keeping equal opportunity.”

    video

    (Source: femburton)

    Mar 8, 2011 @ 10:55 am

    post tags: awesome women gender socialization dick Rosario Dawson activism women women's issues

  • September 22 2010

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    This looks soooo AWESOME!!

    Wait…

    Do I wanna buy a phone… or a dick?

    Sep 22, 2010 @ 6:39 pm

    post tags: dick cock The Patriarchy gender socialization Consumerism america culture losing my mind stabbing

  • September 20 2010

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    They didn’t have booze, weed, and dick like I was expecting.

    They didn’t have booze, weed, and dick like I was expecting.

    Sep 20, 2010 @ 9:38 pm

    post tags: girls women women's issues weed dick alcohol depression losing my mind consumerism booze

  • June 17 2010

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    Here’s a screen shot of my WFH lunch break - The Drs. on Channel 3. All these shows ever do is talk about some creepy or tragic thing happening to genitalia. It’s not quite, “hey let’s be open and talk about real sexual health.” Nope, everyone wants to talk about sex and sexuality, but since we’re too scared to do so in a normal and healthy manner - as evidenced by the use of the word “Privates” - we fulfill our desires by talking about all this twisted stuff in attempt to get our kick of both sex AND drama. Oh! And don’t forget… violence. We love that one mixed in there too. Like Law and Order SVU. And its handful of counterparts (same formula popping up everywhere like another Seth McFarlane cartoon, and you’re like - why the fuck isn’t anyone saying enough is enough already??). If real rape got anywhere near the same attention as glamorized TV rape in Miami with a team full of detectives full of sexual tension, maybe people would care to do more about its problem in our society. But until then, we’ll just keep playing these images of sex spliced with violence over and over and over and over again and think it has absolutely nothing to do with setting a standard or desensitizing people to an event without even opening up a discussion on its real, tangible impact on both men AND women!! … Deep breath … Anyways, back to the creepy doctor issue I have… I had a really bad hangover not too long ago, and it really really sucked. But because of that hangover, I was trapped on my couch watching Dr. Oz - and thank (idiomatic) God for that! He was answering sex questions and informing the public about genitalia… by having members of the live studio audience come to the stage and dissect shriveled up junk from CADAVERS! Like dicks and vaginas and uteri. And everyone was SO EXCITED!! to wear his trademark “Purple Exam Gloves.” Hmmm… Today, the young cute doctor they have on the panel of The Drs. (now, don’t confuse The Drs. with Dr. Oz because he’s sexy enough to have a hip health show on his own…) rushed through one of their discussion topics - “Is There Really a Short Man Syndrome?” The panel talked about the self-image of males as it relates to the cultural perception about how tall a real man should be. This is actually a good topic. However, the boyish sassy one in scrubs says something lame like, “well, let’s move onto something a bit more serious.” And I have to assume he said this because he believes that either A) socialization as a whole doesn’t exist or B) men can’t suffer the effects of gender specific socialization. I really have have no other choice.  And then this graphic flies in on the screen. And we’re on to something more serious.  It was a story about someone with diabetes who had ED, and I started thinking about one of my ex boyfriends, and how he’s off in the Peace Corps now, and blah blah, blah (insert me having a serious mental breakdown in the middle of the Starbucks  where I was lucky enough to find a job making lattes and cleaning toilets after graduating with my dual bachelor degrees, at least one - possibly more - crazy text message marriage proposals to said ex boyfriend, including aforementioned Peace Corps, and then me getting some good old Fluoxetine and a sexy, skinny yet constantly shivering body, and you’ll pretty much get the picture). … and so I kinda missed the real story. But I think what happened was the guy lost his dick because of a surgery, and there was a lawsuit. My point is this… today was a rough day.

    Here’s a screen shot of my WFH lunch break - The Drs. on Channel 3.

    All these shows ever do is talk about some creepy or tragic thing happening to genitalia. It’s not quite, “hey let’s be open and talk about real sexual health.” Nope, everyone wants to talk about sex and sexuality, but since we’re too scared to do so in a normal and healthy manner - as evidenced by the use of the word “Privates” - we fulfill our desires by talking about all this twisted stuff in attempt to get our kick of both sex AND drama.

    Oh! And don’t forget… violence. We love that one mixed in there too. Like Law and Order SVU. And its handful of counterparts (same formula popping up everywhere like another Seth McFarlane cartoon, and you’re like - why the fuck isn’t anyone saying enough is enough already??).

    If real rape got anywhere near the same attention as glamorized TV rape in Miami with a team full of detectives full of sexual tension, maybe people would care to do more about its problem in our society.

    But until then, we’ll just keep playing these images of sex spliced with violence over and over and over and over again and think it has absolutely nothing to do with setting a standard or desensitizing people to an event without even opening up a discussion on its real, tangible impact on both men AND women!!

    … Deep breath …

    Anyways, back to the creepy doctor issue I have…

    I had a really bad hangover not too long ago, and it really really sucked. But because of that hangover, I was trapped on my couch watching Dr. Oz - and thank (idiomatic) God for that! He was answering sex questions and informing the public about genitalia… by having members of the live studio audience come to the stage and dissect shriveled up junk from CADAVERS! Like dicks and vaginas and uteri. And everyone was SO EXCITED!! to wear his trademark “Purple Exam Gloves.” Hmmm…

    Today, the young cute doctor they have on the panel of The Drs. (now, don’t confuse The Drs. with Dr. Oz because he’s sexy enough to have a hip health show on his own…) rushed through one of their discussion topics - “Is There Really a Short Man Syndrome?” The panel talked about the self-image of males as it relates to the cultural perception about how tall a real man should be. This is actually a good topic.

    However, the boyish sassy one in scrubs says something lame like, “well, let’s move onto something a bit more serious.” And I have to assume he said this because he believes that either A) socialization as a whole doesn’t exist or B) men can’t suffer the effects of gender specific socialization. I really have have no other choice. 

    And then this graphic flies in on the screen. And we’re on to something more serious. 

    It was a story about someone with diabetes who had ED, and I started thinking about one of my ex boyfriends, and how he’s off in the Peace Corps now, and blah blah, blah (insert me having a serious mental breakdown in the middle of the Starbucks  where I was lucky enough to find a job making lattes and cleaning toilets after graduating with my dual bachelor degrees, at least one - possibly more - crazy text message marriage proposals to said ex boyfriend, including aforementioned Peace Corps, and then me getting some good old Fluoxetine and a sexy, skinny yet constantly shivering body, and you’ll pretty much get the picture).

    … and so I kinda missed the real story.

    But I think what happened was the guy lost his dick because of a surgery, and there was a lawsuit.

    My point is this… today was a rough day.

    Jun 17, 2010 @ 9:36 pm

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  • June 5 2010

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    Stock up for 2012 with the Power Stroke - on sale NOW at Costco.

    Stock up for 2012 with the Power Stroke - on sale NOW at Costco.

    Jun 5, 2010 @ 7:38 pm

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  • April 14 2010

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    I stood in the liquor aisle for waaaaaay too long enjoying these. Dick, dick, dick… everywhere I go. When I get my first paycheck, I’m gonna stand in the liquor aisle for waaaaaay too long trying to decide between Drysack and Cockburn’s Special Reserve. Decisions, decisions…

    I stood in the liquor aisle for waaaaaay too long enjoying these.

    Dick, dick, dick… everywhere I go.

    When I get my first paycheck, I’m gonna stand in the liquor aisle for waaaaaay too long trying to decide between Drysack and Cockburn’s Special Reserve.

    Decisions, decisions…

    Apr 14, 2010 @ 6:29 pm

    post tags: Phoenix The Patriarchy alcohol dick drinking cock