GPOYW Wolf Edition: Give Me. A Keg. Of Beer.
(Yes, I know this is actually Teen Wolf, but we are kinda one in the same.)
Oct 26, 2011 @ 12:26 pm
My name is Ronnie D.
About
I have issues.
My personal interests include vodka, checking the stove, Klonopin, checking the stove, bipolar rapid cycling, checking the stove, and gardening.
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October 26 2011
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October 19 2011
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May 13 2011
GPOYW: Keanu saaaay, kommence manik phase!
(GPOYW on Friday cause I’ve been busy planting gardens and writing shows and sorting piles and baking cookies and running trellis and rearranging the furniture and looking at real estate to invest in in Montana cause that’s really the spot and rearranging the furniture and cleaning off the coffee table and drinking too much wine and checking the stove and throwing out clothes and then thinking I shouldn’t have thrown out those clothes and wanting to go to the alley to check the trash to find those clothes, but I won’t cause I know I’m being watched by a covert government agent whose only mission is to get me interested in visiting the state of Texas, so instead, I rearrange the furniture, check the stove, try to convince my brother to invest on my behalf in Bisbee, go to the Circle K for a 79 Cent* Thirstbuster with my nips kinda out, pig out on carbs, rearrange the furniture, try to convince a friend that we should get a group together and move into a warehouse in Detroit…)
*It seems rather oppressive that the dollar symbol is readily accessible while the cent symbol is not. I imagine this has something to do with Texas.
**And yes, I keep a picture of Keanu Reeves on my mirror in order to remind me daily of the spiritual life I am to lead.
***And no, that is not a ‘mess’ you see behind me, that is the delicate arrangement of items into a practical - and logical - pile.
May 13, 2011 @ 11:51 am
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May 4 2011
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March 23 2011
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August 4 2010
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July 14 2010
GPOYW: Here comes vAWW-dka to save the day!
Why am I making this face? (Circle all that apply.)
a) I can’t drink vodka like a real woman.
b) The shot is too cold for my liking - I can no longer feel its warm, internal embrace of unconditional love.
c) I’m about to freak the fuck out because I hate my fucking day.
d) I’m actually drinking cheap hairspray for the alcohol content.
Jul 14, 2010 @ 5:52 pm
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June 17 2010
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June 9 2010
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May 19 2010
GPOYW
The Labor of Love: steaming the projector screen for tonight’s special event show at the Icehouse Tavern.
May 19, 2010 @ 12:06 am
