October 2011
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“Masturbating bums are bad for business.”
– Frank Reynolds
September 2011
9 posts
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I knew I was gonna accidentally lock myself out of...
But I didn’t think it was gonna be today.
I’ve been up since 1:30am nursing serious pain and swelling in my jaw from a botched root canal that was performed when I was 12. A root canal that wasn’t completed fully, so the infection remained below the crown. I had pain off and on, and when I was 17, it got to be unbearable again. So I went back to the dentist, another root canal...
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“And the Autumnal Equinox is just hours away.”
– Guy on the Weather Channel
(Yay!!)
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7:31 am
And I’m pretty sure I just heard a gunshot.
Ho hum…
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Welcome to 365 Black, brought to you by McDonald's... →
I was drinking my morning cup of Earl Grey Tea and watching Judge Greg Mathis when McDonald’s told me how they feed the competitive spirit, and that feeding the competitive spirit nourishes the entire community with a family pack of all-white-meat chicken nuggets or something… and then they told me to visit one of their websites.
So I did.
And you should too.
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“Rollin with my muthafuckin strap on the side of me… don’t fuck with...”
– Spice 1 - Strap on the Side
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I'm not gonna lie.
I’ve been spraying whipped cream directly into my mouth and calling it a meal.