January 2010
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And the Rockets' Pink Glare...
So former American Idol contestant, Carrie Underwood, has been chosen to sing our National Anthem at the 2010 Superbowl. Scott Pasmore from News Channel 3 couldn’t be more delighted.
I, however, would like to nominate another performer that is just what the FOOTBALL!! crowd needs.
May I present to you: Jeffree Star.
Get Away With Murder JEFFREE STAR | MySpace Music Videos
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Mesa Approves Building of $84 Million Spring...
In other news…
1 in 5 Arizona households do not have enough money to buy food, ranking our state as the 17th worst in the nation when it comes to hunger.
The Arizona unemployment rate is 9.1%, the 3rd highest in the country.
And the November 2010 Election is fast approaching. Click here to become familiar with the measures already on the ballot, as well as those still in circulation. If...
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“Find out who you are and do it on purpose.”
– Dolly Parton
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I'm ready to get out my Molotov Tampons - who's... →
The support of intentional hate speech directed towards women is apparently acceptable, but ask yourself this question, would it be acceptable for other minority groups?
The Man Billboard is an erection in the name of manliness. It’s an erection in the name of that special majority of the commuting workforce who actually get the job done every day — and bust their man ass doing it. That...
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Ronnie D. Get It From Her Mama.
What exactly?
Come find out TONIGHT at Hidden House!!
Join me, host Noah Montanye, Jared Boynton, Ashley Pirouznia, Tom Simes, Cristin Davis, Patrick Sullivan, Myke Dehu, Steve Maxwell, Kirk Buckhout, Polo Ceniseros from Tucson, and Diaz Mackie from Las Vegas.
This show is FREE, with a $6 steak dinner, mmmmmm.
And yes, I will be doing a sexy dance for men with gold teeth.
The Hidden...
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“I can understand the hesitation of my generation, indeed it is no longer mere...”
– Franz Kafka, from “Investigations of a Dog”
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“Makes me wanna holler and throw up both my dubs.”
– Bitch, you know the side, world mutha fuckin wide.
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And the award for 'Best Choreographed Crotch Punch...
Last week, I was the fortunate recipient of Parole Violators, an amazing dollar store find and holiday gift from a fellow comedian. And I couldn’t be more pleased.
Sean Donahue, leading actor, stunt man, and post production editor, stars in this action-packed 75 minute exploration into the world of Miles Long, a “video cop” who probably also does porn on the side.
Throughout...
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“You have to start participating in being a woman before it starts participating...”
– Headline from Getting in on the Ground Floor and Staying There - a two women show created by Beth Lisick and Tara Jepsen
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WatchBurning Man tickets go on sale tomorrow!! I am counting my change and hoping for the best.
You should too.
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“Give me peace, love, and a hard cock.”
– Tori Amos, Professional Widow
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I don't think Ronnie D. likes the special sauce,...
If you were to ask me how I’m feeling, I’d say, well, pretty much like this:
On New Year’s Eve evening, just about the time the sun was setting, I got into a small road rage incident.
After having a beautiful day and believing in happiness, I was the second car in a line of three waiting to turn right at a stop sign near 7th Avenue and Osborn. The car in front of me...
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“To G or not to G, is the question.”
– Ice Cube
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Time Travel
I’ve been up for hours. Watched the sun rise and cast shadows on my wall. Focused hard on the mini blinds projected on yellow paint and tried to project myself as the star of some modern film noir. Something more romantic than crying on my dirty kitchen floor, with a black cat in my lap.
That’s it, they’ll say. She’s a witch. Burn her! Burn her!
But no one will even...